Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I just read this on /stim/

A wise man once said:

1. Clean your room. Do more speed while doing this, since hey, you're being productive.
2. Finish your room. Then decide to clean the bathroom, realizing you should shave your balls when you see your trimmer. End up shaving your entire body.
3. Fuck your girlfriend.
4. Shower, lather excessively and with military precision. Keep total shower and drying duration to under 10 minutes. Wear "comfortable" clothes, then take them off when you get too hot.
5. Phone up friends, and talk at them while blasting music at high volume. They will try to gracefully exit the conversation wondering what the fuck is going on. Do not let them. You have important things to say.
6. Decide to build something awesome, then give up when the comedown hits.

fucking lol'd hard

8 comments:

  1. Lo! A fellow transhumanist! Don't be pessimistic - with the right approach our society will reach yet another grand scientific advances. =)

    That's pretty random stuff in this entry, though. I'd like to see entries about your transhumanism and what got you there.

    If you're interested in religion and science, especially their relation, check out Amidst All Human

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  2. 5. Phone up friends, and talk at them while blasting music at high volume. They will try to gracefully exit the conversation wondering what the fuck is going on. Do not let them. You have important things to say.

    Hahaha, I lol'd too fucking hard.

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  3. Aren't you concerned that drugs make your mind and body shitter and make you less likely to afford the likely expensive technologies of the future - kind of counter-productive to the whole trasnhuman thing isn't it?

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  4. @cjp not even slightly. First, drugs don't make your body a shitter. Second, they really arent that expensive.

    I will respond in a new post.
    http://rationalcyborg.blogspot.com/2010/09/arent-you-concerned-that-drugs-make.html

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  5. 1. 2. and 6.

    Rofl

    Note: never exercise on c0ke, you will NOT move for a couple of days

    :(

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